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Subject · НАХУЙ — ИДИ НАХУЙ КОИН
Solana Meme Coin · pump.fun · On-Chain Risk Report
SubjectНАХУЙ — ИДИ НАХУЙ КОИН
File No.6wBSWgMeQ2SqX3sQcutsC6RBMAGUrR84VZ7gD6Lwpump
ChainSolana · pump.fun · meme coin
ClassificationCLEAR
Threat Index13 / 100
DeployerE8Y9…GP4t
Date-Time Group2026-09-03 12:52Z
Prepared BySentinel / Automated
1 · Threat Assessment
THREAT INDEX ·· [██············] 13/100 — CLEAR
Subject token assessed on measured on-chain launch behavior. Principal findings: 2 of 2 first-window buyers match known Cabal clusters.
2 · Evidence — Measured Indicators
+102 FIRST-WINDOW BUYERS MATCHED TO KNOWN CABAL CLUSTERS (100%)CABAL
+32 COORDINATED LAUNCH WALLETS (FIRST 8S)COORD
3 · Supply & Distribution
| First-window buyers (15s) | 2 |
| Known cabal-cluster matches | 2 |
| Top-10 holder concentration | UNRESOLVED |
| Deployer wallet | E8Y9…GP4t |
4 · Unresolved — Sensors Pending
Supply distribution (holder data unavailable)Sensor Pending
Common wallet funding sourcesSensor Pending
Previous-rug wallet associationSensor Pending
Liquidity structureSensor Pending
5 · Assessment Note
This document is a behavior-based risk classification derived from on-chain activity and The Watch's cabal-recurrence database. It describes observable wallet behavior only. It is NOT an accusation against any identifiable person, and NOT financial advice. Assessment reflects data at the Date-Time Group above; re-scan for the current reading.